Big Baby

A Tennesseean buys a round of drinks for all in the bar because, he announces his wife has just produced "a typical Tennessee baby boy weighing 25 pounds."

Congratulations shower him from all around, and many exclamations of "Wow!" is heard. A woman faints due to sympathy pains.

Two weeks later, he returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say,you're the father of the typical Tennessee baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth. How much does he weigh now?"

The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds."

The bartender is puzzled, concerned. "Why? What happened? He already weighed 25 pounds at birth." The Tennessee father takes a slow swig from his long neck Lone Star, wipes his lips on his shirtsleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says, "Had him circumcised."

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