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The Gene Pool Could Use A Little Chlorine
Time Is What Keeps Everything From Happening All At Once
I Didn't Fight My Way To The Top Of The Food Chain To
be A Vegetarian
Women Who Seek To Be Equal With Men Lack Ambition
Your Kid May Be An Honor Student But You're Still An
idiot
If We Aren't Supposed To Eat Animals, Why Are They Made
with Meat?
Few Women Admit Their Age, Few Men Act It.
I Don't Suffer From Insanity, I Enjoy Every Minute Of
it
It's Lonely At The Top, But You Eat Better
Love: Two Vowels, Two Consonants, Two Fools
According To My Calculations The Problem Doesn't Exist
Some People Are Alive Only Because It Is Illegal To Kill
them
Pride Is What We Have. Vanity Is What Others Have.
Forget About World Peace - Visualize Using Your Turn
signal
Warning: Dates On Calendar Are Closer Than They Appear
Give Me Ambiguity Or Give Me Something Else
We Have Enough Youth - How About A Fountain Of "smart?"
Make It Idiot Proof And Someone Will Make A Better Idiot
He Who Laughs Last Thinks Slowest
I Smile Because I Don't Know What's Going On
Always Remember You're Unique, Just Like Everyone Else
Lottery: A Tax On People Who Are Bad At Math
Very Funny Scotty. Now Beam Down My Clothes.
Consciousness: That Annoying Time Between Naps
We Are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be
assimilated.
3 Kinds Of People: Those Who Can Count And Those Who
can't
Why Is "abbreviation" Such A Long Word?
Ever Stop To Think, And Forget To Start Again?
Diplomacy Is The Art Of Saying "nice Doggie!"
till You Can Find A Rock.
I Like You But I Wouldn't Want To See You Working With
sub-atomic Particles.
"auntie Em: Hate You, Hate Kansas, Taking The Dog."
-dorothy
Eschew Obfuscation.
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