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An explosion killed a navy boilerman and he wound up in hell.
Being
used to stoking fires and extremely hot temperatures, he found hell
actually quite comfortable. When Satan went to check out the new
arrival,
he found him sitting in his room smiling.
"You like this?", Satan asked. "Yes, sir", said the sailor,
"this
feels like a spring day to me." Not wanting the new guy to be too
comfortable, Satan turned up the heat a lot. When he went back to see
how
his new arrival was doing, the sailor was still happy. He hadn't even
broken a sweat. "I like this kind of weather", he told Satan. For the
next
few days in a row, Satan again turned up the heat, but each day the
sailor
looked as comfortable as ever.
By last Sunday, Satan decided to try something different. Rather
than turn up the heat even more, he turned it off. Icicles formed in
the
sailor's room! When he checked on the guy, the room was icy and he was
shivering, but he had a grin from ear to ear, bigger than ever. Satan
was
exasperated! "Why are YOU so happy?" he demanded from the
sailor. "It's FREEZING in here!"
"Well, I'm from Denver," said the sailor. "and evidently the Broncos
just
won the Super Bowl!"
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