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"The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is
tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it?
A Death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards.
You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age
home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch and
you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy
your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high
school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no
responsibilities. You become a little baby, you go back into the womb,
spend your last nine months floating....and you finish off as an orgasm."
George Carlin
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