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  There's a new game being played in Washington D.C....it's called swallow the
leader.

What did Clinton say to Al Gore about the whole affair?
Pardon Me

What's the difference between Nixon and Clinton?
Deep Throat brought down Nixon, but Deep Throat WENT down on Clinton!

How can you tell which one of the White House interns is the head intern?
She's the one with the dirty knees.

Did you hear Clinton doesn't use bookmarks?
He just bends over the pages!

Why doesn't Monica eat bananas?
She can't find the zipper.

What was yesterday's Washington Post Headline?
Bush Beats Clinton

President Clinton said to Monica, "I didn't tell you to lie in deposition I
told you to lie in THAT POSITION!"

Realization of from another White House intern . . .
And all that time I thought that humming was the shredder!

Why does Clinton think he's innocent,
Because he didn't inhale the intern!

How did Bill reply regarding questions of "coaching" Monica's testimony?
"It wasn't words that I put in her mouth".

President Clinton, what do you want to do about this abortion bill?
"I guess...pay it!



 







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