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Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through the Goalposts of Life
Get Your Biscuits in the Oven and Your Buns in the Bed
Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye
Her Teeth Were Stained, but Her Heart Was Pure
How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
I Been Roped and Thrown by Jesus in the Holy Ghost Corral
I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life
I Don't Know Whether to Kill Myself or Go Bowling
I Fell in a Pile of You and Got Love All Over Me
I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
I Wanna Whip Your Cow
I Would Have Wrote You a Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck
I Wouldn't Take Her To a Dawg Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
I'd Rather Have a Bottle in Front of Me Than a Frontal Lobotomy
I've Got the Hungries for Your Love and I'm Waiting in Your Welfare
Line
If I Can't Be Number One In Your LIfe, Then Number Two on You
If Love Were Oil, I'd Be a Quart Low
If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All on You
Mama Get the Hammer (There's a Fly on Papa's Head)
She Got the Ring and I Got the Finger
Thank God and Greyhound She's Gone
Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart
You Can't Have Your Kate and Edith Too
You Done Tore Out My Heart and Stomped That Sucker Flat
You're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
I Spent My Last Ten Dollars on Birth Control and Beer
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