Dear Tide

I am writing to say what an excellent product you have. I've used it ever since my Mother told me it was the best. In fact, about a month ago, while at my mother-in-law's house, I spilled some red wine on my white blouse.

She started to berate me and accused me of having a drinking problem.

One thing led to another, and I ended up with some of her blood on my blouse as well. I used liquid Tide with bleach alternative, and all of the stains came out! They came out so well that the DNA tests were negative!

I thank you, once again, for a great product. Well, gotta go; I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people.

Ya'll come back now, ya here...