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DEAR ABBY:
I have a man I never could trust. Why, he cheats so much I'm not even
sure this baby I'm carrying is his.
DEAR ABBY:
I am a twenty-three-year-old liberated woman who has been on the pill
for two years. It's getting expensive and I think my boyfriend should
share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money
with him.
DEAR ABBY:
I suspected that my husband had been fooling around, and when I
confronted him with the evidence he denied everything and said it
would never happen again.
DEAR ABBY:
Will you please rush me the name of a reliable illegitimate doctor?
DEAR ABBY:
Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised
in a good Christian home turn against his own?
DEAR ABBY:
I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now how do I get
out?
DEAR ABBY:
My forty-year-old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50 an hour every
week for two-and-a-half years. He must be crazy.
DEAR ABBY:
I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know he drank
until one night he came home sober.
DEAR ABBY:
Do you think it would be all right if I gave my doctor a little gift?
I tried for years to get pregnant and couldn't and he finally did it.
DEAR ABBY:
My mother is mean and short-tempered. I think she is going through her
mental pause.
DEAR ABBY:
I met this nice guy who was in the service. He's the chief petting
officer.
DEAR ABBY:
I've been going steady with this man for six years. We see each other
every night. He says he loves me, and I know I love him, but he
never mentions marriage. Do you think he's going out with me just for
what
he can get? GERTIE-\
DEAR GERTIE: I don't know. What's he getting?
DEAR ABBY:
My husband hates to spend money! I cut my own hair and make my own
clothes, and I have to account for every nickel I spend. Meanwhile he
as a stock of savings bonds put away that would
choke a cow. How do I get some money out of him before we are both
called to our final judgment?
He says he's saving for a rainy day.FORTY YEARS HITCHED-
DEAR HITCHED: Tell him it's raining!
DEAR ABBY: My boyfriend is going to be twenty years old next month.
I'd like to give him something nice for his birthday. What do you
think
he'd like? CAROL-
DEAR CAROL: Never mind what he'd like. Give him a tie.
DEAR ABBY: Are birth control pills deductible? KAY-
DEAR KAY: Only if they don't work.
DEAR ABBY:
Our son was married in January. Five months later his wife had a
ten-pound baby girl. They said the baby was premature. Tell me, can a
baby this big be that early?
WONDERING-
DEAR WONDERING:
The baby was on time, the wedding was late. Forget it.
DEAR ABBY:
Do you think about dying much? CURIOUS-
DEAR CURIOUS: No, it's the last thing I want to do.
DEAR ABBY:
Is it possible for a man to be in love with two women at the same
time?
JAKE-
DEAR JAKE: Yes, and also hazardous.
DEAR ABBY:
I know boys will be boys, but my 'boy' is seventy-three and he's
still chasing women. Any suggestions? ANNIE-
DEAR ANNIE: Don't worry. My dog has been chasing cars for years, but
if he ever caught one, he wouldn't know what to do with it.
DEAR ABBY:
I have always wanted to have my family history traced, but I can't
afford to spend a lot of money to do it. Any suggestions? SAM IN
CAL.-
DEAR SAM: Yes. Run for public office.
DEAR ABBY:
What inspires you most to write? -TED-
DEAR TED: The Internal Revenue Service.
DEAR ABBY:
When you are being introduced, is it all right to say, "I've heard a
lot about you"? RITA-
DEAR RITA: It depends on what you've heard.
DEAR ABBY:
I am forty-four years old and I would like to meet a man my age with
no bad habits. ROSE-
DEAR ROSE: So would I.
DEAR ABBY:
What's the difference between a wife and a mistress? BESS-
DEAR BESS: Night and Day.
DEAR ABBY:
A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a
middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her
mid-twenties. These two women go everywhere together and I've never
seen a man go into their apartment or come out. Do you think they
could be Lebanese?
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