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3 nuns, 2 old and 1 young, are killed in a fatal car accident. When they get
to the pearly gates, St. Peter informs them that they each must answer one
question correctly to get into heaven.
At this point, the young nun is very nervous. She is thinking that the older
nuns are so smart and that they know everything there is to know.
The oldest nun gets the first question, "Who was the first man?"
She replies, "Adam"
Ding! Ding! Ding! The gates to heaven open and the old nun is escorted in.
The next oldest nun is asked, "Who was the first woman?"
She replies, "Eve."
Ding! Ding! Ding! The gates open and she is escorted in.
At this point the young nun is very nervous, even though she knew the
answers to those questions. "The next one just has to be much harder," she
thinks.
The moment arrives, and her mind is in turmoil. St. Peter asks her, "What
was the first thing Eve said to Adam?"
Buying time, the young nun says, "Boy. That's a hard one."
Ding! Ding! Ding!
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