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  3 nuns, 2 old and 1 young, are killed in a fatal car accident. When they get to the pearly gates, St. Peter informs them that they each must answer one question correctly to get into heaven.

At this point, the young nun is very nervous. She is thinking that the older nuns are so smart and that they know everything there is to know.

The oldest nun gets the first question, "Who was the first man?"

She replies, "Adam"

Ding! Ding! Ding! The gates to heaven open and the old nun is escorted in.

The next oldest nun is asked, "Who was the first woman?"

She replies, "Eve."

Ding! Ding! Ding! The gates open and she is escorted in.

At this point the young nun is very nervous, even though she knew the answers to those questions. "The next one just has to be much harder," she thinks.

The moment arrives, and her mind is in turmoil. St. Peter asks her, "What was the first thing Eve said to Adam?"

Buying time, the young nun says, "Boy. That's a hard one."

Ding! Ding! Ding!



 







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