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The United Airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously
gay flight attendant who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as he
served them food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle in
first class and announced to the Passengers, "Captain Marvey has asked
me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely
people, so if you could just put up your trays that would be super".
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a well dressed, rather
exotic looking Middle Eastern women hadn't moved a muscle.
"Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines. I asked you
to raise your trazy-poo so the Main Man can pitty-pat us on the
ground".
She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a
princess. I take orders from no one".
To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well,
sweet-cheeks, in my country, I'm called a queen, so I outrank you. Put
the tray up, bitch."
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