A man was walking down the road one day when he heard someone
calling out to him from around his ankle area. He looks down and
sees a small frog. He picks the frog up and it says "If you
kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, you will be
my hero and I will tell everyone how brave and strong you are."
He smiles and puts the frog in his pocket.
The frog calls out, "Okay, if you kiss me I will be your
loving companion for a week."
He smiles and puts the frog back in his pocket.
The frog calls out again, "Alrighty then, if you kiss me
and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will be your girlfriend
for a year and do WHATEVER you want."
He smiles and puts the frog back in his pocket.
The frog tries one last time, "Okay, so what's up, I've promised
that I will turn into a beautiful princess, be your girlfriend
for a year and do WHATEVER you want, so why won't you kiss me."
He says, "I'm a computer programmer, I don't have time for
a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool!"
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