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Moses, Jesus, and an old man are golfing. Moses steps up to the tee and
hits the ball. It goes sailing over the fairway and lands in the water
trap. Moses parts the water and chips the ball onto the green.
Jesus steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over the
fairway and lands in the water trap. Jesus just walks on the water and
chips the ball onto the green.
The old man steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over
the
fairway and heads for the water trap. But just before it falls into the
water, a fish jumps up and grabs the ball in its mouth. As the fish is
falling back down into the water, an eagle swoops down and grabs the fish
in its claws. The eagle flies off over the green, where a lighting bolt
shoots from the sky and barely misses it. Startled, the eagle drops the
fish. When the fish hits the ground, the ball pops out of its mouth and
rolls into the hole for a hole-in-one.
Jesus then turns to the old man and says, "Dad, if you don't stop fooling
around, we won't bring you next time."
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