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There are these friends who play golf together every Saturday. Well,
one Saturday they were getting ready to tee off when a guy, by
himself, asked them if he could join them. The friends looked at each
other and then looked at the man and said "sure."
So they teed off. About two holes into the game, the friends got
curious of what the lone man did for a living. So they asked him.
The stranger told them that he was a hitman. The friends kind of
laughed. The man said "no really, I am a hitman. My gun is in my
golf bag. I carry it everywhere I go. You can take a look if you
like."
So one of the guys decided he would. He opened up the bag and sure
enough, there was this rifle with a huge scope on it. He got all
excited about it. He said "WOW! I bet I can see my house through
here! May I look?" The stranger said "sure."
So the man looked for a second and said "YEAH! You can! I can
even see through my windows into my bedroom. There's my wife,
naked.Isn't she beautiful? WAIT! There's my next door neighbor!
He's naked too!" This upset the man, so he asked the hitman how much
it would be for a hit. The hit man replied "It's $1000 every time I
pull the trigger." The man said "$1000, ouch! Well, ok. I want two
hits. I want you to shoot my wife right in the mouth. She is always
nagging at me and I can't stand it. Second, I want you to shoot my
neighbor right in the dick, just for screwing around with my
wife."
The hit man agrees so he gears up and looks through the scope.
He's looking for about 5 minutes. Well, the man starts to get
impatient and asks the hitman what he is waiting for. The hitman
replies "Just hold on now... I'm about to save you a thousand bucks."
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