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A man has spent many days crossing the desert
without water. His camel dies of thirst. He's
crawling through the sands, certain that he has
breathed his last, when all of a sudden he sees an
object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead
of him. He crawls to the object, pulls it out
of the sand, and discovers what looks to be an old
brief case. He opens it and out pops a genie....
But this is no ordinary genie. He is wearing an IRS
ID badge and dull gray suit. There's a calculator in
his pocket. He has a pencil tucked behind one
ear. "Well, kid," says the genie. "You know how it
works. You have three wishes."
"I'm not falling for this" says the man. "I'm not
going to trust an IRS agent."
"What do you have to lose? You've got no
transportation, and it looks like you're a goner
anyway!"
The man thinks about this for a minute, and decides
that the genie is right. "OK, I wish I were in a lush
oasis with plentiful food and drink."
***POOF***
The man finds himself in the most
beautiful oasis he has ever seen. And he is
surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of
delicacies.
"OK, kid, what's your second wish?"
"My second wish is that I were rich beyond my wildest
dreams."
***POOF***
The man finds himself surrounded by
treasure chests filled with rare gold coins and
precious gems.
"OK, kid, you have just one more wish. Better make it
a good one!"
After thinking for a few minutes, the man says: "I
wish that no matter where I go beautiful women will
want and need me."
***POOF***
He is turned into a tampon.
The moral of the story?
If the IRS offers you anything, there's going to be a
string attached.
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