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A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes
later, "Da-ad..." "What?" "I'm thirsty. Can you bring
me a drink of water?" "No. You had your chance. Lights
out." Five minutes later... "Da-aaad...." "What??"
"I'm Thirsty!Can I have a drink of water?" "I told you
NO! If you ask again I'll have to spank you!" Five minutes
later......"DAAAA-AAAAD......" "WHAT!!" "When
you come in to spank me...can you bring a drink of
water?"
One summer evening, during a violent thunderstorm, a
mother was tucking a small boy into bed. As she was
about to turn off the light he asked with a tremor in
his voice, "Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?" The
mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. "I can't
dear," she said " I have to sleep in Daddy;s room." A
long silence was broken at last by his shaky little
voice: "The big sissy."
During the Sunday morning service all the children were
invited to come forward. One little girl was wearing a
particularly pretty dress, and as she sat down, the
pastor leaned over and said "That is a very pretty
dress. Is it your Easter dress?" The little girl
replied, directly into the pastors clip-on microphone,
"Yes, and my mommy says it's a bitch to iron."
Finding one of her students making faces at the others
on the playground, Mrs. Smith stopped quickly to
reprove the child. Smiling sweetly, the teacher said,
"Bobby, when I was a child, I was told that if I made
ugly faces, it would freeze and it would stay like
that." Bobby looked up and replied, "Well, Mrs. Smith,
you can't say you weren't warned."
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