Male and Female Prayer Differences

Female Prayer

Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep.

One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long,

One who thinks before he speaks, When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks.

I pray that he is gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind. Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"

I pray that this man will love me to no end. And never attempt to hit on my friend.

And as I kneel and pray by my bed. I look at the creep you sent me instead. Amen.

Male Prayer:

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store. Amen.

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