Politically Correct ways to say someone is stupid

A Few Clowns Short of a Circus

A Few Fries Short of a Happy Meal

A Few Peas Short of a Casserole

A few beers short of a six-pack.

A few peas short of a casserole.

A gross ignoramus - 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.

A photographic memory, but the lens cover is glued on.

A room temperature IQ.

All Foam - No Beer

An Intellect Rivaled Only by Garden Tools

An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.

As Smart as Bait

As smart as bait.

Bright as Alaska in December.

Chimney's clogged.

Couldn't Pour Water Out of a Boot With the Instructions on the Heel

Doesn't Have All his Cornflakes in One Box

Doesn't have all his corn flakes in one box.

Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.

Doesn't know much but leads the league in nostril hair.

Donated his body to scientists before he was done using it.

Dumber Then a Box of Rocks

Dumber than a box of hair.

Fell out of the family tree.

Forgot to Pay His Brain Bill

Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.

Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold them together.

Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching.

Has two brains; one is lost and the other is out looking for it.

He's so dense, light bends around him.

Her sewing machine's out of thread.

His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.

His belt doesn't go through all the loops.

If He had Another Brain, it Would be Lonely

If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate.

If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.

If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you get change back.

If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.

In the Pinball Game of Life, His Flippers Are a Little Further Apart Than Most

It's hard to believe that he beat 100,000 other sperm.

Missing a Few Buttons on His Remote Control

No Grain in the Silo

No grain in the silo.

Not the Sharpest Tool in the Shed

Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

One Fruit Loop Short of a Full Bowl

One celled organisms out score him in IQ tests.

One french fry short of a Happy Meal.

Playing with a full deck but it's been shuffled too many times.

Proof That Evolution CAN go in Reverse

Receiver is off the hook.

Several nuts short of a full pouch.

Skylight leaks a little.

Slinky's kinked.

Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but he just gargles.

Surfing in Nebraska.

Takes him 2 hours to watch "60 Minutes".

The Wheel's Spinning, but the Hamsters Dead

The elevator doesn't go all the way to the penthouse

Was left on the Tilt-A-Whirl a bit too long as a baby.

Wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.

Ya'll come back now, ya here...