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Here's a prayer for those tough days
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
The courage to change the things I cannot accept,
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people
I had to kill today because they pissed me off.
And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today
As they may be connected to the ass that I have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me to always give 100% at work... 12% on Monday, 23% on
Tuesday,40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday, and 5% on Friday.
And help me to remember...
When I'm having a really bad day, And it seems that people are trying
to piss me off,
That it takes 42 muscles to frown
And only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me.
Amen !
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