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smoking kills, and if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of
your life.
- anti-smoking spokesperson brooke shields
we are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur.
- former u.s. vice-president dan quayle
the president has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.
- clinton aide george stephanopolous speaking on larry king live
the police are not here to create disorder, they're here to preserve
disorder
- former chicago mayor daley during the infamous 1968 convention
if you've seen one redwood tree, you've seen them all
- forestry expert ronald reagan
traditionally, most of australia's imports come from overseas
- former australian cabinet minister keppel enderbery
it is wonderful to be here in the great state of chicago
- former u.s.. vice-president dan quayle
the streets are safe in philadelphia, it's only the people that make them
unsafe
- former philadelphia mayor and police chief frank rizzo
the internet is a great way to get on the net
- republican presidential candidate bob dole
it is bad luck to be superstitious
- andrew mathis
he was a man of great statue
- boston mayor thomas menino on former mayor john collins
it's like an alcatraz around my neck
- boston mayor menino on the shortage of city parking spaces
i was recently on a tour of latin america, and the only regret i have was that i didn't study latin harder in school so i could converse with those
people
- former u.s. vice-president dan quayle
they're multipurpose. not only do they put the clips on, but they take
them off.
- pratt & whitney spokesperson explaining why the company charged the air
force nearly $1000 for an ordinary pair of pliers.
we're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.
- jason kidd, upon his drafting to the dallas mavericks
i'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. we are the
president.
- hillary clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents
when more and more people are thrown out of work, unemployment results.
- former u.s. president calvin coolidge
it's like deja vu all over again.
- yogi berra
china is a big country, inhabited by many chinese
- former french president charles de gaulle
the loss of life will be irreplaceable.
- former u.s. vice-president dan quayle on the san francisco earthquake
that lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and
i'm just the one to do it.
- a congressional candidate in texas
it is necessary for me to establish a winner image. therefore, i have to beat somebody.
- richard m. nixon
the government is not doing enough about cleaning up the environment.
this is a good planet.
- mr. new jersey contestant when asked what he would do with a million
dollars.
when i have been asked during these last weeks who caused the riots and
the killing in l.a., my answer has been direct and simple: who is to blame
for the riots? the rioters are to blame. who is to blame for the
killings? the killers are to blame.
- former u.s. vice-president dan quayle on the complex social issues
behind the los angeles riots
things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
- former u.s. president dwight d. eisenhower
a billion here, a billion there, sooner or later it adds up to real
money.
- senator everett dirksen
a verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.
- samuel goldwyn
republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and
child.
- former u.s. vice-president dan quayle on republican family values
i don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them.
there were great numbers of people who needed new land, and the indians
were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves.
- john wayne
half this game is ninety percent mental.
- philadelphia phillies manager danny ozark
it isn't pollution that's harming the environment. it's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.
- former u.s. vice-president dan quayle
without censorship, things can get terribly confused in the public mind.
- general william westmoreland
what a waste it is to lose one's mind. or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. how true that is.
- former u.s. vice-president dan quayle at a fundraising event for the
united negro college fund. he was attempting to quote the line a mind is
a terrible thing to waste.
if you let that sort of thing go on, your bread and butter will be cut
right out from under your feet.
- former british foreign minister ernest bevin
i love california. i practically grew up in phoenix.
- former u.s. vice-president dan quayle
what a bunch of morons.
- jim talmadge
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