|
|
Home |
Photography |
Comedy |
Music |
Wisdom |
Other |
|
|
1. I was so poor growing up...If I wasn't born a boy....
I'd have nothing to play with.
2. A girl phoned me the other day and said .... "Come on
over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.
3. During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me.
Just the other night she called me from a hotel.
4. One day as I came home early from work ..... I saw a
guy jogging naked. I said to the guy .... "Hey buddy, why are you
doing that? "He said, "Because you came home early."
5. Its been a rough day. I got up this morning put on a
shirt and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase, and the
handle
came off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom.
6. I was such an ugly kid........When I played in the
sandbox the cat kept covering me up.
7. I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys
were a toaster and a radio.
8. I was such an ugly baby...My mother never breast fed
me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend.
9. I'm so ugly...My father carries around the picture of
the kid who came with his wallet.
10. When I was born, the doctor came out to the waiting
room and said to my father, I'm very sorry we did everything we
could
but he pulled through.
11. I'm so ugly...My mother had morning
sickness.......AFTER I was born.
12. I was kidnapped & they sent a piece of my finger to my
father. He sent it back.
13. Once when I was lost, I saw a policeman, and asked him
to help me find my parents. I said to him, "Do you think we'll ever
find them?" He said, "I don't know kid, there are so many places
they
can hide."
14. My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next
Tuesday.
15. I'm so ugly...I worked in a pet shop, and people kept
asking how big I'd get.
16. I went to see my doctor. "Doctor, every morning when I
get up and look in the mirror... I feel like throwing up; What's
wrong
with me?" He said..."I don't know but your eyesight is perfect."
|
|
|
|
|
Original Content Copyright © 1995-. All rights reserved.
Reproduction in whole or in part in any form or medium without express written permission is prohibited.
|
|
|
|
|
Ya'll come back now, ya here...
|
|
|
|