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A man goes into a cafe and sits down. A waitress
comes to take his order, and he asks her, "What's
the special of the day?"
"Chili," she says, "but the gentleman next to you
got the last bowl."
The man says he'll just have coffee, and the
waitress goes to fetch it. As he waited, he
noticed the man next to him was eating a full
lunch and the bowl of chili remained uneaten.
"Are you going to eat your chili?" he asked.
"No, help yourself," replied his neighbor.
The man picked up a spoon and eagerly began
devouring the chili. When he got halfway through
the bowl, he noticed the body of a dead mouse in
the bottom of the bowl. Sickened, he puked the
chili he had just eaten back into the bowl.
The man sitting next to him says, "Yeah, that's
as far as I got, too."
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