Tough cowboys

Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire out on the lonesome prairie, each with the bravado for which cowboys are famous. A night of tall tales begins.

The first says, "I must be the meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Why jus t the other day, a bull got loose in the corral and gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground by the horns with my bare hands."

The second can't stand to be bested. "Why that's nothing. I was walking down the trail just the other day and a fifteen foot rattler slid out fro m under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that snake with my bare hands, bit its head off, and sucked the poison down in one gulp. And I'm still here today."

The third cowboy remained silent, slowly stirring the coals of the fire with his penis...

Ya'll come back now, ya here...