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1. Their #1 product would be "Microsoft Winders".
2. Instead of an hourglass icon you'd get an empty beer bottle.
3. Occasionally, you'd bring up a window that was covered with a hefty bag
and duct tape.
4. Instead of "yes", "no", or "cancel", dialog boxes would give you the
choice of "aww-right", "naw", or "git".
5. Instead of "ta-dah!", the opening sound would be "dueling Banjos".
6. The "Recycling Bin" in Winder95 would be an outhouse.
7. Whenever you pulled up the Sound Player, you'd hear "Freebird"
8. Instead of"Start Me Up", the Winders95 theme song would be "Boot Scootin'
Boogie".
9. Powerpoint would be named "parPawnt"
10. Instead of "VP", Microsoft big shots would be called "Cuz'".
11. Hardware could be repaired using parts from an old Trans Am.
12. Daisy Duke screen saver.
13. "Well, the first thing you know old Bill's a billionaire..."
14. Flight simulator replaced by Tractor-pull Simulator.
15. Microsoft CEO "Billy-Bob"(a.k.a. "Bubba") Gates.
16. "Parpawnt" would have a "Pond Scum" and a "Junk Yard".
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