If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?

How do a fool and his money get together?

How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

If it's tourist season, how come we can't shoot them?

Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

What do they use to ship Styrofoam?

How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

Does 'virgin wool' come from sheep that the shepherd hasn't caught yet?

When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

Does fuzzy logic tickle?

Do blind Eskimos have seeing-eye sled dogs?

Do they have reserved parking spaces for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics?

Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?

If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Why is it so hard to remember how to spell MNEMONIC?

Why is it called a TV "set" if there is only one?

Why does your nose run and your feet smell?

Why does an alarm clock "go off" when it begins ringing?

If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?

Why does "cleave" mean both to split apart and to stick together?

Why is it that whether you sit down or sit up the results are the same?

Why is it called a "building" when it's already built?

Why do they call them "apartments" when they are all stuck together?

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

If you try to prove Murphy's Law, will something keep going wrong?

How can you "draw a blank"?

Shouldn't there be a shorter word for "monosyllable"?

Why did the kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Why doesn't "onomatopoeia" sound like what it is?

Why do 'tug' boats push their barges?

Why do we sing "Take Me Out To The Ballgame" when we're already there?

Why are they called "stands" when they're made for sitting?

Why is there only one Monopolies Commission?

Does a fish get cramps after eating?

Why do "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?

Why is it that when two planes almost collide it is called a "near miss" instead of a "near hit"?

Why are there Interstate Highways in Hawaii?

Why do light switches say on/off?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

How do you know when it's an ENDLESS LOOP?

Why is football played by hand?

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations where smoking is prohibited?

Why do "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?

If you can't drink and drive then why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?

Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations?

How does the guy who drives the snow plow get to work on snowy mornings?

If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day and 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

Why is it they can't make an airplane out of the same material as the little black box data recorder?

Why is it when you transport something by car it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?

If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make it stick to pans?

Why do they put Braille on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

If a cow laughs real hard would milk come out her nose?